The Epic Dream Archive of One Andernina
May 2, 2011
I need to make a side note on this dream: W.T.F. That is all.
I’m sitting at the kitchen table when suddenly the newsman starts freaking out. He states that the end of the world is near, so all virgins better lose their virginity while they can. Well, I did what anyone else in my situation would have done: I put up posters!!
I advertised that I’d be willing to pay people to lose my virginity, but no one calls so I’m in a dark warehouse crying. My old lab partner, Abey comes along, and he tells me he’d be willing to help me on my quest. We knew each other, so he figures it would be more enjoyable. I agree happily, but then he has a condition. He says that some friends of his (girls) want to come watch because they’re not willing to lose their virginity until they see how painful it is first. I agree to it and he leaves.
I start walking around my college campus with a friend of mine until we get inside and she tells me that the whole school found out about my conquest and since none of them are virgins (big party school so highly likely) they’re taking bets to see if I would wuss out or make him get stuck.
Oh friends. :/
April 8, 2011
I’m in this room, talking with some friends when I look up and realize the ridiculous amount of spider web threads hanging from the ceiling. They were thick like yarn, and multiple colors.
I start freaking out because I’m petrified of spiders, and then finally I find it sliding down from the ceiling by me. Freaking out, I blow at it to get rid of it, but it ends up flying away, and then swinging back toward me. I freak out some more, screaming and crying and trying to get away, but i couldn’t without it possibly touching me, but if I stayed still it would still touch me so I was stuck as to what to do.
Mar 23, 2011
I meet my friend’s boyfriend, Sean again.
I explain to him how it’s awkward to dream about him when I had never met him before, but he said he was cool with it since it wasn’t a dirty dream or anything. I shrugged, and explained that the voice he just used to speak to me was the voice i had assumed he had.
Then I go on to almost tell him how I had prank called him once to wake him up for April, but catch myself and change the subject.
