June 28, 2011
This guy needed help to make it big in Hollywood, and of course the only way to make it big in Hollywood is to be a complete slut, or in his case: MAN SLUT.
We staged a fake sex session, and then he left, obviously becoming super famous thanks to me!
The entire time I can only think about how cool it would be to tell my best friend through IM that I wasn’t a virgin anymore, but she ignored me for being a whore.