The Epic Dream Archive of One Andernina

My dream journal! If I have have a dream that I can remember, I'll be sure to share it with you all here. Not all are appropriate and not all of them are sane.

June 28, 2011

This guy needed help to make it big in Hollywood, and of course the only way to make it big in Hollywood is to be a complete slut, or in his case: MAN SLUT.

We staged a fake sex session, and then he left, obviously becoming super famous thanks to me!

The entire time I can only think about how cool it would be to tell my best friend through IM that I wasn’t a virgin anymore, but she ignored me for being a whore.